What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 02:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Jonas Brothers cancel and move upcoming concerts, including one in North Texas - WFAA

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Good news, bad news for NASCAR Cup teams ahead of Mexico City weekend - NBC Sports

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Pirates Manager Ejected for Ripping Into Umps After Brutal Call Cost Team Tying Run - Sports Illustrated

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are the best examples of reverse psychology?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are some possible reasons for people writing bad books in the fantasy genre?

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

What are the easy romantic novels to read to read for beginners?

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Oil prices jump more than 3%, adding to last week's surge, as Israel strikes Iran energy facilities - CNBC

No way

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Aryna Sabalenka Breaks Silence On Eyebrow-Raising Coco Gauff Remarks — And People Have Thoughts - HuffPost

Still no good

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

How can a small local business with no marketing budget use social media to attract more customers?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Bettor banned for heckling Olympic star Thomas - ESPN

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

So they tried

Common daily vitamin could slow biological aging, major study suggests - AOL.com